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Does Fed-Ex Worker Take A Pee On Customers Driveway?

A Fed-Ex van with a bike riding past it

We were having a good laugh in the office earlier when one of our staff walked in and showed us this video of a Fed-ex driver allegedly taking a wee on someone’s driveway.

The whole incident began when Mike Wilson of Virginia was unable to work out why the driver had put his parcel on the lawn and not the porch. He therefore decided to check the surveillance camera.

He found a woman driver emerging from the van, leaving her door open. She crossed the lawn with a package, but stopped and went back to the van, opening the passenger side door.

Checking The Camera

Mike captioned his video saying: “After checking to see that the coast was clear, she squats behind the open passenger door. At this point, we are considering ‘what in the word is she doing?’

“She is really peeing in our driveway.

“She was taking her pants down while hanging on to the vehicle and pees down the edge then she drops down and pulls her pants up.”

At this point, as the van drives away, a puddle is left beneath the van.

Vehement Denial

However, Fedex have a much different view of the story. A statement read.

“The homeowner’s claims are not true and his own video proves they’re not true.

“The video clearly shows the water on the driveway dripped from the van’s air conditioning unit.

“During the delivery, our driver was concerned for her safety due to the neighbour’s large, aggressive dog.”

The statement added: “As a result, the driver left the package and entered the vehicle on the passenger side. Safety is our primary concern and we reviewed with our driver the procedures on how to handle a delivery when confronted by a large, aggressive dog.

“As always, we will continue to work with our customer to resolve any issues.”

Fed-Ex also stated the driver took a picture of the dog as evidence. They note that the picture shows the size of the dog and the condition of the fence.

Our Opinion

The Kinky.ie staff have been trying to work this one out, and to be fair, we think it is genuinely seems like a van problem. From where she is stood to where the puddle, it is a 90 degree angle. If her wee can go in that direction then she should be working in the circus, or at sex parties rather than a delivery service.

It doesn’t stop it being pretty funny though!

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