Recent research has suggested that different foods can affect the taste of semen. There are recommended foods to improve the taste, and those that should be avoided at all costs. Before we get into flavour, keep in mind that everyone has a distinct taste and even if you try the products listed below, your partner might still find the taste of your fluid unpleasant. You semen will never taste like a white wine spritzer, but trying your hand at sweetening it up a little could really enhance your sex life. What do you have to lose?
What to avoid?
The main offenders are coffee and alcohol, which are said to give semen a bitter, pungent taste. Cigarettes, brussels sprouts, garlic, onions, broccoli, chocolate and asparagus are also believed to alter the taste (and not for the better!). Red meat apparently makes semen taste more acidic, and if you’re dehydrated, binging on spicy food or taking medication, these may also contribute to a less-than-pleasant flavour.
What to try?
To sweeten up your milky way, consume as much fruit as you can: bananas, papaya, plums, oranges, grapefruit, limes and lemons are all said to drastically improve the taste. The wonders of pineapple juice are frequently mentioned in women’s magazines as a semen-sweetener. A kinky writer on yourtango.com had her partner consume pineapple juice for three days, and the result:
“Swishing him around my mouth, I realized it actually did taste significantly sweeter. Not coconut crème brûlée sweet, but sweet enough to neutralize any harsh flavors. Gone was the bitter, sour, taste and its place was a neutral lightly sugary taste that was much more palatable than the original.”
Don’t forget that parsley can also work wonders – it eliminates body odour, freshens breath and improves the taste of semen. As well, antibacterial herbs such as sage and chamomile can work to prevent bad odours and taste. Bon appétit!
Other alternatives?
If you don’t fancy the thought of changing your diet – don’t despair! There are other ways to improve the taste of your juices. Having your girl pop a mint before she makes her way down south will help mask the flavour of your semen, and will simultaneously provide you with an out-of-this-world sensation. Flavoured lube won’t change the taste, but the sweetness can often take the edge off the bitterness of your semen. There are a wide range of flavours to choose from; chocolate, pina colada, black cherry, pineapple, mint and strawberry – so you are bound to find something that your partner enjoys!
A product that doesn’t get the attention it deserves; Masque Oral Sex Flavour Enhancing Strips are an orally-dissolvable gel strip that packs a huge burst of flavour and conceals the taste of semen. At $9.95 for a pack of three, they’re not cheap. However, they are easy to use, they come in a few exciting flavours (strawberry, chocolate, mango, and watermelon), require no big changes to your diet, and have received glowing reviews from sex bloggers for years. Simply remove the packaging a couple of minutes beforehand, remove the gel strip, place on your tongue, allow it to dissolve completely and you’re ready to go!