Christmas is a time for giving; whether you’re with somebody new or you’ve unwrapped that box a hundred times before, it’s time to shake things up a little. Christmas sex positions might not be an actual thing (unless you have a thing for Mrs Claus), but we always welcome another reason to have sex. Here’s some kinky festive positions to try: feel free to check this list twice!
Mistle-toe-nary
Yes, ok so missionary position isn’t the most exciting of positions, but with the family around this Christmas you need to make sure you’re making the least amount of noise possible. Plus, people often forget that there’s a reason why it’s the most common sex position. The friction created when you’re on top feels amazing on her clit, and isn’t Christmas all about giving? If you make the most of each other’s bodies by kissing, nibbling, stroking, and scratching, missionary can be super kinky.
Reindeer Style
You’ve probably guessed it! This is a classic; doggy style with a festive twist.
For a festive twist, why not buy her some Christmas lingerie? We’re not talking a sexy Santa’s costume (unless you want to, of course!) – lacey red lingerie or a red babydoll dress is bound to get you both in the festive mood. There’s something to suit everyone’s taste on kinky.co.uk – so treat her, and yourself, to something extra special this Christmas.
We recommend: The Secret Lover Cami Set (€46.76, kinky.ie) and Starlet Babydoll (€35.08, kinky.ie).
Jingle Balls
If you give this a go, you’ll certainly be riding something this Christmas, even if it’s not a sleigh.
This position is great for you because you get to see one of her best assets up close and personal. It’s great for her because your able to massage her bum, fondle her breasts, and tug her hair. Take it slow and sensual or fast and hard…it’s up to you! Lie on your back and get your girl to sit on top of you in a doggy style position over one of your legs – facing away from you for added fun. Then away you go!
Merry XXX-mas!
This is for those who are feeling a little more adventurous this Christmas.
For this position – you need to sit on the edge of the bed (on a sofa or desk chair works too). Then get your partner to straddle you, bend her legs and slowly start leaning back (it helps if you hold onto her back for extra support). If she can lean back until she can put her hands on the floor and support herself, great! If not, get her to lean back as far as she’s comfortable and grip her tightly for extra support.
She will love it because she gets most of the power in this position. You will love it because the further back she leans, the deeper you can penetrate her. If she can support herself, use your hands to stroke and tease her – it’ll be an erotic experience that neither of you will forget.
Need some extra support? The Fetish Fantasy Sex Harness (€116.91, kinky.ie) is a full body support sling that allows you and your partner to try an array of difficult and daring positions this season.
Rocking Around the Christmas Tree
This is the perfect lazy sex position for those who’ve had a bit too much Christmas pudding and need to take things down a notch or two!
Spooning doesn’t have to be vanilla. Breathing and gently kissing her neck will heighten her senses, and not being able to see you and anticipating your next move will leave her quivering with excitement. Being incredibly close to each other also heighten the intimacy levels for both of you. For added fun, get your partner to hitch her knees up – she’ll feel even tighter and you’ll stimulate the front wall of her vagina. What more could you want on a cold winter’s night?
Whether you’ve been naughty or nice, take the time to treat each other to some sexy fun this Christmas!