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The Best Lazy Sex Positions

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The Christmas holidays are full of food, booze, and afternoons in front of the TV. Want to get it on but don’t have the energy? Lazy sex positions might be the answer. So they’re not going to be the most adventurous of positions or super kinky, but surprisingly a number of positions lend themselves to no effort sex, so being tired is no longer an excuse. Whether you’re full of turkey, sleep deprived or just feeling lazy, these require little effort but will leave you both feeling amazing.

The first step is deciding whether or not you’re tired, or you’re not in the mood for it. If you are struggling to get into the mood for sex, Dr. Sadie Allison, a sex therapist and author, recommends; “Watching adult videos and touching each other is always a great idea. I’m also always a big fan of foreplay and dry humping! Cuddling, making out, just old-fashioned foreplay like we did in high school can be the best thing sometimes. Take it back to the beginning and do everything else.” This will inject some excitement and is sure to put you in the mood.

Spooning

If you don’t have the strength required for most positions, spooning is perfect for you. Cuddling is one of those natural phenomenons that most can enjoy. Team it with intercourse and you have a comfortable and overall wonderful position. Great for the morning; you can wake up, lie on your side and simply rock your way into ecstasy. Get your partner to lift her knees a little bit for easier access, and it also allows you to touch and play with her clit. There’s no bumping and grinding and no weight pressure involved – so this is also a great position to try after Christmas dinner when the post-food sleeps begin to kick in!

The Lazy Dog

In the mood for doggy style but don’t have the energy? You might want to try this lazy take on the classic position. The male partner uses his lover as a human cushion as he lays on top and shifts his whole body back and forth. Nibble her ears and kiss her shoulders and neck for added intimacy and stimulation. This position is surprisingly sexy, unless the man weighs over 20 stone.

Lap Dance Lovin’

Sit in a sturdy chair that’s the right width for you and get your partner to sit on top facing you. Get her to lower herself on to you, and then all she needs to do is rock her hips back and forth slowly, increasing as you both get more excited. This position is great for deep penetration and is bound to drive you both crazy.

Reverse Cowgirl

This position relies on your partner having a lot more energy than you, as it requires a lot of work on her part. The good news is that this is one of the laziest positions for a guy – simply lie flat on your back while your partner rides you on top facing the other direction. A great view without having to remember to make eye contact? Merry Christmas, indeed!

Props Are A Lazy Person’s Best Friend

Using props can take a lot of the effort out of sex. No more holding crazy positions or supporting the weight of your partner, simply sit/lean back and relax! A sofa provides the perfect prop for easy and comfortable sex, and is especially great if you have spent most of your afternoon/evening lazing on it watching Christmas TV and don’t really feel particularly inclined to move. Simply get comfortable on the sofa and get your partner to straddle you. This leaves her completely in control, which she loves, and you get all the rewards of awesome sex with little effort. A win-win scenario!

Pillows are one of our favourite props in the bedroom and they really do take part of the effort out of sex. Cowgirl, reverse cowgirl, and doggy style can all be performed with pillows underneath you for support. With doggy style in particular, get your partner to lean over a pile of pillows which will take the effort out of being on all fours and will provide far more comfort. Position your girl on the edge of the bed with her legs in the air, propping the arch of her back with pillows to create the best angle for you to enter.

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